Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:
The French book – 1000 Ways to Cook Elephant
The English book – Elephants I shot on a Safari
The Welsh book – The Elephant and Its influence on Welsh language and culture.
The American book – How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants
The Japanese book – How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants
The Greek book – How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money
The Finnish book – What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People
The German book – A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.
The Icelandic book – Defrosting an Elephant
The Swiss book – Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants
The Canadian book – Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?
The Swedish book – How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.
A bit more…
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Huge holes all over Australia…
How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
Your nose is touching the ceiling…
How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?
He pulls out his VISA…