An explorer in the deepest of the Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself…
“Oh God, I’m screwed!”
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: “No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the leader standing in front of you.”
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the leader.
As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 more with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again:
“Okay ….. NOW you’re screwed.