Category: One Liners

The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth. The only mystery in…

I bet you I could stop gambling… A liberal is just a conservative that hasn’t been mugged yet. There are…

There are two kinds of people:- those that do the work, and those who take the credit. Try to be…

I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. Too many freaks, not enough…

 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and…

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.99 percent of lawyers…