Category: Short Jokes

Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession…

This man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” The priest asks if he would…

Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a…

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says“Two Brazilian men die in a sky diving…

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the…

One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass. The minister prepared his sermon…

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of…

One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year old’s, “I’ll give $20 to the child who…

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s sermon he told them, “If one…

A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make…