Short Jokes

Speeding!

An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.The…

Short Jokes

“Loving” at 85

At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband is so…

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Perfect Sight

“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife. “Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so…

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Meant to Be!

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished,…

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The Perfect Woman

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their…

Short Jokes

You the Manager?

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman…

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200 Bucks!

A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No,…