Missing Person’s Report

A man went to the Police Station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife.

Husband – I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.

Inspector – what is her height?

Husband – I never checked. Inspector :slim or healthy?

Husband – Not slim but maybe healthy.

Inspector – Color of eyes?

Husband – Never noticed.

Inspector – Color of hair?

Husband – Changes according to the season.

Inspector – what was she wearing?

Husband – Not sure whether it was a Dress or a Suit?

Inspector – Was she driving?
Husband -Yes.

Inspector – Tell me the number, name and color of the Car?

Husband – Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 Engine generating 333 Horse Power teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic Automatic Transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use Light Emitting Diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.…

…..and then the husband started crying.

Inspector – Don’t worry sir… we will find your car…

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