– A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station…
– Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
– If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
– Does fuzzy logic tickle?
– If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
– I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
– How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
– How much faith does it take to be an atheist?
– I don’t have a solution, but I admire your problem.
– If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?
– If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?
– If atheists say there is no God, who do they think pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
– Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
– I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom.
– Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
– What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
– What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?