- Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
- Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
- Why is it that when you transport something by car it’s called a shipment, but when you transport it by ship, it’s called cargo?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an “s” in it?
- Isn’t is a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”
- Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
- Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dish washing liquid contains real lemons?
- How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
- If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
- How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
- How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
- When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
- Why do you often see people ordering double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
- At ball games, why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we’re already there?
- Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
- Who do you save when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
- If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
- Why is it that when we “skate on thin ice”, we can “get in hot water”?
- Do prison buses have emergency exits?
- Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?
- What happens to an irresistible force when it hits an immovable object?
- Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
- Doesn’t a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
- How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Laughter is the best Medicine… Then Herbs…